Sunday, December 29, 2013

Aaya Lagaan Dhoom Pe

Bhuvan with the savings from Tiguna Lagaan visits Chicago along with Gori(Kareena Kapoor Khan from Gori Tere Pyar me...).. Gauri is now fat and she is not seen anymore, while he approaches some banks to save his 5 rs baraah aana... he gets humilated by the banks all the corner and decides to rob the bank just to put his savings , it gets more like the prestige issue.

With the knowledge of this Sahir who also has ambitions to rob the banks gets offended and asks Bhuvan to have a bike race so as the winner gets to rob the bank.

Bhuvan unfamiliar with the plot and when prompted by Sahir falls into the trap ignoring all the warnings of BoA and Stock Agencies, Bhuvan with Blessings of Mayawati decides to the take challenge and forms team with Aam Aadmi volunteers.

Mr Anderson(the bank Manager) feels left out and calls Captain Smith to supervise the whole security operation but gets to know he has undergone a plastic surgery and thanks to Pranayam And KapalBhaanti CDs of Baba Ramdev plays for South Africa as Graeme Smith.

Mr Anderson plans to monitor the bank robbery himself and calls Inspector Ghorpade for assistance from Mumbai police to safeguard the bank but founds he is busy in Ganesh Pooja arrangements and thus sends ACP Pradyuman 
to look into the matters. Daya comes along but gets thrown away from plane post his door bashing act in ladies washroom.

Bhuvaan determined to win the competition looks to form a team and goes around looking for people in racing and appoints AK Hangal as the coach of the team.Milkha Singh and Paan Singh Tomar get to know about the proceedings and offer to help Bhuvaan but Bhuvaan denies them a place striking Oscars rivarly as a reason.

Finally Bhuvaan piles on up CDs of Road Rage and the Excite Bike and promises to deliver the revenge with help of them, his biggest challenge though is to get a hi-fi bike , he looks around and founds Kareena's Scooty from 3 Idiots and agrees to use it singing "Sach aur Sahaas ho jiske man me Antt me Jeet usi k howe". On which Anu Malik passes a judgement that he can come to Mumbai.

Sahir so far in the hideout , finds idea of  racing with scooty insulting and complains to Inspector Robinhood Pandey but he fails to come to rescue citing his occupancy with Big Boss. Andy crows fowl here and asks Sahir to vote for him, so that he can help once comes out, on which Azaz comments out "Ek Number Manus".Gauhar says "No Kushaal" consistently in the background.

Bhuvaan offers to race on Kemford Road temple on Monday traffic, idea which draws sharp criticism by Congress supporters as it sounds communal citing Monday to be day of Lord Shiva, but gets support by Shiv Sena.

Finally on the race day, when they go to fuel station they find CNG prices hiked, they get called by Kejriwaal and asked by them to use Metro train as the racing instrument considering austerity.

This comes as emotional setout to Sahir whose father driving tvs luna having Metro tyres wearing Metro Chappals died in wait of Metro train near Metro Store in not so metro city , Bangalore;and thus calls the race quits and offer Bhuvaan the chance to rob the bank.

This embarks a fresh debate as a section if villagers believe Samar wasnt able to clear his Visa interview as he was found asking the visa executive ..Aati kya Khandala... No Anu Malik this time.

Finally Mr Anderson sheds his ego and offer Bhuvaan to deposit his money.

Showers start pouring in and Bhuvan starts dancing on Gangnam style song with AK Hangal , the supreme court objects and they get charged against section 377 followed by massive campaign led by Karan
Johar.

Finally the truth prevails and Bhuvaan gets bail on a condition he should endorse the lungi dance song and finally all live happily ever after.